KELKA PRIDE REGISTRATION KIT
Kelka Pride is right around the corner (June 12-15). Are you excited?! We're sooooo excited! We can't wait to meet you!
This is your Kelka Pride Registration Kit. If you are coming to Kelka Pride and want to be part of the fun, you'll need this kit. You will not be allowed to attend Kelka Pride events without this kit. There are 2 options: Kit A and B are identical except that Kit B does not include the t-shirt.
DEADLINE FOR PURCHASING PRIDE KITS: Deadline has been extended... order your kit NOW! There are only a FEW KITS LEFT.
KIT A ($28):
- Special limited edition Kelka Pride t-shirt
- Tickets to all Kelka Pride events
- Link to Kelka Pride online registration form
- Personalized Kelka Pride parade sash
- Bracelet required for entry to Kelkian Pride Party (includes dinner)
- Official Kelka Pride detailed itinerary
- Directions to all scheduled Kelka events
- Kelka Pride Twitter account instructions
- Elka and KC's bar and restaurant guide
- Kelka Pride nomination tickets
- and MORE!
KIT B ($24):
- Kit B is identical to Kit A except that it does not include the awesome t-shirt!
All kits will be handed out in Albuquerque. No kits will be shipped.
IMPORTANT: If you are interested in purchasing a Pride Kit, please email theplanetcast@gmail.com and we'll send you a link to do so.
If for some reason you cannot make payment via The Planet Shop or if you will not be able to pay by the deadline, please email us ASAP to arrange for another payment method.
PLANET T-SHIRT v.2
You can't wear the original Planet t-Shirt 7 days a week. That would just be tacky. Here is a stunning new alternative! With your loyalty splattered right across the front of this super soft tee, you won't feel so guilty about closeting your initial Planet gear for one day.
Our new t-shirt is navy blue with a splashy green logo as shown. This is an American Apparel shirt, an ultra-soft, ultra-comfy t-shirt that feels like you’ve owned it for years the moment you put it on, and for years to come. American Apparel is a sweatshop-free clothing company.
Make note that these v.2 shirts are American Apparel Women's Cut, not Unisex. That means a whole new sizing guide and a sexy neckline. We like it when you wear sexy necklines, so this is really just a selfish endeavor. Appease us, won't you? And for Unicorn's sake, take a moment to look at the sizing guide here. When your shirt fits, you're happy. And when you're happy, we don't look like a-holes.
$25 includes shipping.
NIPPLE CUPCAKES
TANK & PANTY SET
(15% OFF this week only)
TANK & PANTY SET
(15% OFF this week only)
Now you can cover your boobies and your booty at the same time!
American Apparel spaghetti tank is 100% cotton and has two nipple cupcakes printed on the front. They're subliminal nipples, so don't be afraid to wear this tank to your grandmother's poker night. The ladies will never know they're staring at nipples. Hot pink! That's the only color it comes in! We love pink. You should, too.
The panties are low-rise boy briefs with even more cupcake-y goodness printed right across the back. Pink again! We can't get enough!
The Nipple Cupcake Tank and Panties are sold together as a set. Don't try to break up the set by saying you just want to order the tank. That hurts panty's feelings, and that makes us sad.
Please take a moment to view the sizing guides: Tank sizing · Panty sizing
There will be NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES on this item as it includes panties and that would be really icky.
THIS ITEM IS 15% OFF THIS WEEK!
Regular Price $35.00
Sale Price $29.75 includes shipping
I HEART KELKA PANTIES
How many times have you thought to yourself, "Gee, I wish I had the word KELKA printed across my backside"? Well, little Jujubes, wish no more. It's time you show the world just how much you love bubbly font and unicorns (and Kelka, of course!) by proudly displaying these panties at every keg party, PTA meeting, and fancy soirée. Your one-night stands will be dying to know who or what a Kelka is, and this lack of common knowledge on their part will make it much easier for you to avoid their calls for the next week. Or month - maybe you're a shark in the sack, who knows?
These 100% cotton boy cut briefs are made by American Apparel and fitted specifically for your very female frame. This means they sit low on your hips and flatter any shape. Or not. It's hard to tell what you look like through a computer screen. But I bet they'll look great on you! Seriously! I'm not just saying this.
Please take a moment to view the sizing guide here.
There will be NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES on this item because that would be really icky.
$15 includes shipping
PLANET STICKERS v.2
More sticky stickers! This time, instead of putting them on your Republican neighbor's car, let's take it to Washington, D.C.! Tag the streets! Tag the signs! Tag the White House! Or, you know, you could just put them on your notebook. Hey, little things count, too. Stickers are made of weather-resistant vinyl.
4 stickers for $5 includes shipping.
Each set includes: 1 'Kelkian', 1 'Planet Scale', and 2 'LOL' stickers.