PLANET T-SHIRT $10
You can't wear the original Planet t-Shirt 7 days a week. That would just be tacky. Here is a stunning new alternative! With your loyalty splattered right across the front of this super soft tee, you won't feel so guilty about closeting your initial Planet gear for one day.
Our new t-shirt is navy blue with a splashy green logo as shown. This is an American Apparel shirt, an ultra-soft, ultra-comfy t-shirt that feels like you’ve owned it for years the moment you put it on, and for years to come. American Apparel is a sweatshop-free clothing company.
Make note that these v.2 shirts are American Apparel Women's Cut, not Unisex. That means a whole new sizing guide and a sexy neckline. We like it when you wear sexy necklines, so this is really just a selfish endeavor. Appease us, won't you? And for Unicorn's sake, take a moment to look at the sizing guide here. When your shirt fits, you're happy. And when you're happy, we don't look like a-holes.
NIPPLE CUPCAKES
TANK & PANTY SET $10
TANK & PANTY SET $10
Now you can cover your boobies and your booty at the same time!
American Apparel spaghetti tank is 100% cotton and has two nipple cupcakes printed on the front. They're subliminal nipples, so don't be afraid to wear this tank to your grandmother's poker night. The ladies will never know they're staring at nipples. Hot pink! That's the only color it comes in! We love pink. You should, too.
The panties are low-rise boy briefs with even more cupcake-y goodness printed right across the back. Pink again! We can't get enough!
The Nipple Cupcake Tank and Panties are sold together as a set. Don't try to break up the set by saying you just want to order the tank. That hurts panty's feelings, and that makes us sad.
Please take a moment to view the sizing guides: Tank sizing · Panty sizing
There will be NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES on this item as it includes panties and that would be really icky.
PLANET STICKERS 5 for $3
More sticky stickers! This time, instead of putting them on your Republican neighbor's car, let's take it to Washington, D.C.! Tag the streets! Tag the signs! Tag the White House! Or, you know, you could just put them on your notebook. Hey, little things count, too. Stickers are made of weather-resistant vinyl.
5 stickers for
Each set includes:
1 Kelkian black/white sticker
1 Where are you on the scale? sticker
1 A Kelkian Was Here sticker
2 Yellow LOL sticker
SHIPPING:
Domestic orders will ship via USPS First Class Mail.
International orders will ship via USPS International First Class Mail.
PACKAGING
All orders are discreetly enclosed in plain white packaging
with "The Planet Shop" as the return address. There are
no logos, websites, etc. on the outside of the package.
PAYMENT:
We accept the following payment methods:
Note: Although payments are processed through PayPal,
you do not need a PayPal account to make a purchase.
Domestic orders will ship via USPS First Class Mail.
International orders will ship via USPS International First Class Mail.
PACKAGING
All orders are discreetly enclosed in plain white packaging
with "The Planet Shop" as the return address. There are
no logos, websites, etc. on the outside of the package.
PAYMENT:
We accept the following payment methods:
Note: Although payments are processed through PayPal,
you do not need a PayPal account to make a purchase.
· T-Shirt design by Melissa · Sticker designs by Pippi and Judyna ·
· Button designs by Misspacman · Button templates by Icehouze ·
· Storefront design by Judyna and Green · Photography by SloganX and Green ·
· The Planet Shop creation, design and business management by Green ·
Thank you all! And, thanks to all of our listeners who have supported us for nearly 3 years!
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The Planet Podcast and its affiliates are not responsible for accidental outings, unwanted
attention from the same sex (what?), or any injuries sustained due to misuse of stickers.
Stickers are not underwears. You have been warned.
